Want To See A Hulk Hogan Sex Tape? Too Bad, It Exists

File this one under “something we didn’t need to see… ever”: Hulk Hogan has a sex tape — and yes, it shows everything.

The obviously NSFW video — posted in part on Gawker — shows the Hulkster hooking up with an unidentified woman. The video likely originated before he split from now ex-wife Linda Hogan, judging from some comments he makes.

As for the woman, several sources are claiming she is Heather Clem, the ex-wife of Hulk’s best bud, radio shock jock Bubba the Love Sponge. What’s weirder? The sex tape twosome allegedly talk to Bubba right before doing the deed.

“Do your thing … I’ll be in the office if you need me,” the man in the background tells a completely nude Hogan and his partner.

Then, they do the deed — and Hogan is surprisingly gifted in the nether regions for someone who copped to years of anabolic steroid use. Afterward, Hogan showers and says he “feels like a pig” for eating right before sex.