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From a die-hard Cavs fan.
Kyrie Irving,
Wussup bro. What the problem is? You mad that you get to play with one of the greatest players of all time? That upsets you?
YOU THINK WE’RE TRADING YOU TO THE SPURS? THAT’S THE DUMBEST SHIT I’VE HEARD ALL YEAR! AND I’M A BROWNS FAN!
Nah, nah… We sending you to like – IDK – Brooklyn or Phoenix or. . . maybe even Youngstown or Cincinnati. I HEARD THEY COULD REALLY USE A POINT GUARD.
Listen, in all honesty, I hope that this is just some really big misunderstanding. Cleveland could really use your skills.
BUT TRUTH BE TOLD when I heard that PARTY NEXT DOOR was SMASHING YOUR GIRL… well I guess that’s when I understood that you was prolly just a sucka in real life. LMAO!
Nah but real talk, these are all obviously just jokes (lightweight) but I do hope you find what you’re looking for. You’ve seen damn near a different coach every year, a different GM every other year, and I get that all that change is probably tough for you. Every grown man has a right to choose their own life, so peace be with you bro. Good luck.
Just know when you come back to Cleveland for the first time in a different team’s jersey we gonna ‘boo’ the ef outta you. That plus LeBron will probably go for about 60.
God speed bro.
Signed,
A disappointed Cavs fan named Matty Willz
An Open Letter to Kyrie Irving was originally published on zhiphopcleveland.com
