Bad Date: Thoughts You Have While Trying To Escape
26 Random Thoughts Every Women Has On A Bad Date
1. I Wasted An Outfit On This. I’m Wearing This Again Tomorrow.
2. I Wonder How Many Likes I Got On My Latest Instagram Post?
4. I Bet I Could Take Him, You Know, If It Comes To That
5. I’m Going To Be Single Forever.
7. I Luh You Papi…I Luh You Luh You Luh You Papi. Ugh Why Can’t I Get This Song Out Of My Head?!
10. If He Touches Me, I Will Kill Him.
11. Maybe I’ll Get My BFF To Call Me & Pretend Something Happened…
12. I Hope I Have Some Bacon At Home. I Want Some Bacon Tonight.
13. I Definitely Should Have Gone To The Gym Tonight.
14. Can’t Wait To Get Home, Get A Snack & Watch Netflix
15. That’s The Last Time I’ll Let A Man Be A Man–I’m Choosing The Restaurant Next Time.
16. I Wonder If I Can Get Him To Pay For My Cab?
18. Oh You Hate When Women Smoke Pot, Do You?
19. I Should Call My Mom.
26 Random Thoughts Every Women Has On A Bad Date was originally published on hellobeautiful.com
