Dumb Ass News

A woman spent four hours at a seafood buffet in South Carolina and left the bill for Jesus…literally. She was arrested after He didn’t. Listen…

You’ll never believe the way this woman stole three phone chargers from Rite-Aid. Listen to the audio player to find out what she did that…

We know fried chicken is one thing you can’t mess up, but dang! Listen to the audio player to hear how this woman assaulted her…

  Here’s a tip: don’t hog the salsa! Listen to the audio player to hear how this woman stabbed her husband for eating all the…

  You wouldn’t think the first thing on someone’s mind after robbing a bank would be chicken and biscuits, but for this man it was.…

  Have you ever heard of someone putting a TV up their dress? Yeah, neither have we until today. Listen to the audio player to…

Well this is a first. A man who attempted to rob a Dunkin Donuts with a gun gets ignored! The cashier paid him no attention,…

Well this guy made it easy for cops to lock him up. Listen to the audio player to hear how this man landed in jail after…

Here’s a tip: if you’re ever trying to rob a bank, bring a friend. Listen to the audio player to hear how this fool’s attempt to…

So apparently this man thought because he was in a wheelchair that somehow would make shoplifting easier. But he was wrong! Listen to the audio player…

  People are really dumb. Listen to the audio player to hear why this woman lied about having breast cancer in this edition of Dumb Ass News!…

What can you do with $2,000 in change? Apparently make it rain in the strip club. Listen to the audio player to hear what happened…