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Funniest College Basketball Names Of 2025-26 Season
College basketball is a sport filled with excitement, talent, and unforgettable moments but sometimes, it’s the names on the roster that steal the show.
Each season, fans are treated to a lineup of players whose names are as unique and entertaining as their skills on the court.
From names that sound like they belong in a movie script to those that make you do a double-take, these players add a touch of humor and personality to the game.
While these names may bring a smile to your face, it’s important to remember that behind each one is a dedicated athlete working hard to make their mark on the court.
So, get ready to laugh, marvel, and maybe even find a new favorite player as we dive into this year’s collection of unforgettable names.
Take a look below into the list of Funniest College Basketball Names Of 2025-26 Season.
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Funniest College Basketball Names Of 2025-26 Season was originally published on 1075thefan.com
1. Always Wright | Guard | UT-Rio Grand Valley
Source:UT-Rio Grand Valley Athletics
2. Wiggy Ball | Guard | Lousiana-Monroe
Source:Lousiana-Monroe Athletics
3. Bernie Blunt III | Guard | Mercyhurst
Source:Mercyhurst Athletics
4. Tennessee Rainwater | Forward | Le Moyne
Source:Le Moyne Athletics
8. Legend Smiley | Guard | San Francisco
Source:San Francisco Athletics
10. George Washington III | Guard | Florida Gulf Coast
Source:Florida Gulf Coast Athletics
11. Phat Phat Brooks | Guard | Central Michigan
Source:Central Michigan Athletics
12. Mozae Downing Rivers | Guard | Portland State
Source:Portland State Athletics
13. Chuck Hare | Forward | Holy Cross
Source:Holy Cross Athletics
14. Sami Pissis | Guard | Alabama A&M
Source:Alabama A&M Athletics
16. Po’Boigh King | Guard | Sam Houston
Source:Sam Houston Athletics
17. Zeplin Kidd | Guard | Southern Utah
Source:Southern Utah Athletics
18. Sudd Webb | Guard | Georgia Southern
Source:Georgia Southern Athletics
19. Chandler Bing | Forward | Vanderbilt
Source:Vanderbilt Athletics
20. Treysen Eaglestaff | Forward | West Virginia
Source:West Virginia Athletics
24. Doctor Bradley | Guard | Bethune-Cookman
Source:Bethune-Cookman Athletics
25. Walter Peggs Jr. | Guard | Morgan State
Source:Morgan State Athletics
26. Zytarious Mortle | Guard/Forward | Texas Southern
Source:Texas Southern Athletics
27. Birgir Irving | Forward | High Point
Source:High Point Athletics
29. London Maiden | Forward | Detroit Mercy
Source:Detroit Mercy Athletics
